March 2012
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
most-awkward-moments:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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my goal by 2016: have a frog shirt to wear for...
misplacedsanity asked: ANSWER PUBLICLY how tall do you think I am?
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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gonna make a sleeping draught...
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If Every Word I said Could Make you Laugh I'd Talk...
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ASK ME TRUE OR FALSE QUESTIONS, 100% HONEST
If i was hot my followers would talk to me
February 2012
Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly...
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?” “Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said...
