small fish in a big pond

suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:52:19 -0700

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cum...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:51:14 -0700

tryingtofindthegreatperhaps:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

YESYESYESYES

it sounds like an episode of supernatural

lordlamebrain: kwaznimoto: David Tennant in a poncho and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:12 -0700

lordlamebrain:

kwaznimoto:

David Tennant in a poncho and sombrero being slapped by a fish.

Thanks I needed that

supaslim: steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:49:57 -0700

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:49:25 -0700

trashfemme: miss—mystique: dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:48:28 -0700

trashfemme:

miss—mystique:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I am crying

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god. ROSS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:48:12 -0700

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

quack-its-ducky: consulting-violinist: poland u ok #polock...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:51:34 -0700

quack-its-ducky:

consulting-violinist:

poland u ok

#polock priide

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Fri, 17 May 2013 16:20:59 -0700

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Fri, 17 May 2013 15:50:48 -0700

spooky-boy: rajkonna: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:47:14 -0700

spooky-boy:

rajkonna:

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME OH MY GOD EVERYONE PLAY IT IT’S HILARIOUS

what game is this?

deanon: candylandtimelord: brispeak: padalecky: suicidallyrec...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:19:36 -0700

deanon:

candylandtimelord:

brispeak:

padalecky:

suicidallyreckless:

#prime example of gay marriage destroying America

#wow I think I finally see where the anti-gay people stand #they’re scared their marriage will never live up to Neil and David’s

No. This joke is still not old yet.

They represent the better half of America.

fun story:
so any of you who know me probably know that my dad is the hugest homophobic asshole in the world and thinks that gay people want to destroy america

and he frequently refuses to watch anything that involves NPH because he’s gay

but when I really forced him to consider Neil and David as compared to most “Hollywood couples”
i actually got him to admit “it’s probably better for their daughter to have two parents who are so committed to each other rather than growing up with separated parents”

so there you have it: neil and david actually have such a great relationship that even my dad acknowledges it as “probably one of the better hollywood relationships”

krischicklicks: the-winchester-initiative: abnormalpanda: dramasbomin: 221b-baker-sweets: johnlo...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:16 -0700

krischicklicks:

the-winchester-initiative:

abnormalpanda:

dramasbomin:

221b-baker-sweets:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

hootowlforlife:

itisnotofimport:

dear sherlock fandom,

no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.

sincerely,
everyone else

We care!

Sincerely, the Whovians.

Avengers fandom has your back too.

(Hardcore stare down of disrespectful tumblr user)

Supernatural’s on your side too

Can’t tell you how much I love this.

EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:10:43 -0700

EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE CHANDLER

timeanddivision: queenbean3: ask-the-sorceress: upperstories: ...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:23:26 -0700

timeanddivision:

queenbean3:

ask-the-sorceress:

upperstories:

oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????

HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG

YES))

THIS MOVIE

GOD DAMMIT